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Showing posts with label Cowboy Wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cowboy Wisdom. Show all posts
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Weed Survival
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Weeds aren't sheep.
Weeds aren't sheep.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Git 'er Done
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without. - Pioneer Motto
Those were the days when the tools for living could be made at home.
Those were the days when the tools for living could be made at home.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
The Crook in the Dog's Tail
If you bathe a curly-tailed dog's tail in oil and bind it splints, you cannot get the crook out of it. A man's way of thinking is the crook in the dog's tail, and it can't be got out, and every one should be allowed to wag his own peculiarity in peace. - Josh Billings
Doesn't mean you have to like it.
Doesn't mean you have to like it.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Stick'n To It
Consider the postage stamp, son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. - Josh Billings
I'm stick'n to it!
I'm stick'n to it!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Brevity
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can. - Sydney Smith
This thought can be stated in just two words. Cowboy Up!
This thought can be stated in just two words. Cowboy Up!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Weigh Your Pack
Every horse thinks its own pack heaviest. - Thomas Fuller
Don't guess at the weight of your pack.
(Other posts on Adversity)
Don't guess at the weight of your pack.
(Other posts on Adversity)
Friday, May 29, 2009
Return on Investment
To finish up my mini-series on women I give you this poem:
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. - Anon
(Other posts on Women)
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. - Anon
(Other posts on Women)
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Being Macho
Macho does not prove mucho. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
In other words "Don't call him a cowboy until you have seen him ride."
In other words "Don't call him a cowboy until you have seen him ride."
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Pulling Their Weight
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load. - Paul "Bear" Bryant
Find out the abilities of your employees by giving them a task beyond their capabilities. You will soon know how much weight they can pull.
Find out the abilities of your employees by giving them a task beyond their capabilities. You will soon know how much weight they can pull.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Worring About Rain
It ain't no use putting up your umbrella till it rains. - Alice Hegan Rice
Too many folks worry about things which are marginally predictable.
Too many folks worry about things which are marginally predictable.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Never Say Whoa
Never say whoa in the middle of a bog hole. – Cowboy saying
If your gitty-up is about to get stuck it's time to git-up and get going!
If your gitty-up is about to get stuck it's time to git-up and get going!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Fiddlers
The opportunities of man are limited only by his imagination. But so few have imagination that there are ten thousand fiddlers to one composer. - Charles Kettering
How to tell if you should be a fiddler or composer? Its like the old mule skinner when asked how to tell if a mule should be ridden or packed. "You ride 'em. If they buck you off, you pack 'em."
Give composing your best shot, if it doesn't work then fiddle. There is no shame in fiddling but there is shame in not composing if you can.
How to tell if you should be a fiddler or composer? Its like the old mule skinner when asked how to tell if a mule should be ridden or packed. "You ride 'em. If they buck you off, you pack 'em."
Give composing your best shot, if it doesn't work then fiddle. There is no shame in fiddling but there is shame in not composing if you can.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Cleanliness
Cleanliness is undoubtedly next to godliness, but there are times when I’m too ungodly tired to care about either godliness or cleanliness. - Margaret Duncan Brown, rancher and bronc buster
I bet this lady gets a lot done in a day. Admire those who are more interested in being productive than they are concerned about what others think.
I bet this lady gets a lot done in a day. Admire those who are more interested in being productive than they are concerned about what others think.
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