Return on Investment

To finish up my mini-series on women I give you this poem:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.  
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.  
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.  
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.  
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.  
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. 
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. - Anon


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